Because my blog is getting a lot of traffic right now, I feel it’s a good opportunity to link to the online texts of Tolkien’s books for anyone who wants to read or reference them.
Here is the Hobbit
Here is the Fellowship of the Ring
Here is the Two Towers
Here if the Return of the King
Here is the Silmarillion
Here is all 12 volumes of the History of Middle Earth (HoME)
Here is the Children of Húrin
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p
"nathan is a poopyhead"
"carlos is a mexican name"
i don’t know what i expected
"Zachary is a jewish name"
this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it
andi is a bad bachelorette?
"emmett is a master builder" damn straight
"Hannah is not a boys name" and "Hannah is a palindrome"
"kami is a chinese word"
Lewis is a gay
Lewis is a scottish name
It’s like Google knows me and me personally.
"Tyler is a werewolf"
Nick is a foil to Gatsby.
Nick is already in use.
"Arion is awesome"
"Is Arion a god"
Thank you, thank you.
Jason is a theory
Jason is awesome
Bryson is awesome
Is Bryson a black name
Rachel is a
Leep is a word
Mallory is an avid collector of antiques.
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
This was on my Facebook feed. Having been on food stamps as a child and government health care now, I am deeply offended by this and further offended that someone I know and love would post it.
He Tumblr! Look what I found on youtube. Enjoy!
Shay is trying so hard to convince me that her favorite color (pink) is without question better than mine (blue). It’s an interesting conversation to have with a five year old.
A moment of silence as The Giver joins Percy Jackson in the graveyard of horrendously inaccurate movie adaptations
*His Dark Materials fandom wails softly in the distance*
*Eragon fandom shrieks from the darkest pit of hell*
*ATLA fandom watches with dead eyes*
Was it that horrible? I didn’t see it because I didn’t want to risk ruining my love of the story.
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